Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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If you are my friend like it!

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Bake until golden at 375

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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