So, same time tomorrow then?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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