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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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I hate blackniggers

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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hipsters

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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