- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

How did th-A fridge.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

We are lawyers

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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