- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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