- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

It's only racist if you consider them people.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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