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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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banana

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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crap!!

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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