- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Deadly cancer.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

I'm gay. No homo.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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The WNBA.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

How do you spell eight? 8

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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