Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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obama

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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How are you? Yes

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