A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Men, get on the boat.

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