- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

colby doesnt shave

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Your social life

I'm banging your sister.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

hey guys what's up?

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

A: B: No pun intended.

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

I pooped my pants

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Cows go moo.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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