Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

I lost my tractor.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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