- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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