Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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I enjoy anal.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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mark is mark

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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porn-hub

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Women Driving.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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