What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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The 80's

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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