Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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