Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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ObamaCare

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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