Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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matt shut up

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Anti Joke

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