How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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Mitch

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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