why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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KSI

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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