What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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