- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

You just won the game...

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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