- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

Knock knock, Come in...

God bless America, and no where else.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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