- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Yo mamas so fat

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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