Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Women's rights

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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