Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Facebook...

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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hi corey

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womens rights

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Anti Joke

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