what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Obamacare haters

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Garry Glitters on here

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Michael Brown

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Mitt Romney penis

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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