What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

PENIS

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

Stephen Walking.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

your a towel.

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Pinus Testicles

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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