- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Proof reading

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Girls

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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