- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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