- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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