- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

obama is a good president

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

George W. Bush

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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