- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

9/11/2001

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

i dislike sack in my mouth

"Hello." "Hi."

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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