A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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