what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Hey, Max!!

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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This is not a good joke.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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