Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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