- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

You see how lame this is?

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What? Yes.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

KONY 2012

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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