- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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