Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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punchline below punchline above

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Anti Joke

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