- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

ok

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

NEVER

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

I like colin but not as much as apple

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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