Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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I hate blackniggers

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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knock knock come in!

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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