a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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so how about that irline food

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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Anti Joke

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