- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Justin

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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