What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

The chicken crossed the road.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

ur an fagit

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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