goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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