Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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69- by Adam Chebali

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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