Where are you going Your house

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Reading books

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Women's rights...

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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i just wrote this so hard

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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