- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

book 'em danno

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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