There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The Princess is in another castle

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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