- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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